Chapter 409
Ernest exhaled a cloud of smoke and laughed heartily. "Kid, you're young. There are things in life you just can't appreciate yet."
He leaned back, smirking. "I'm feeling generous today, so I'll share a little wisdom with youโlisten up. Women are best when fresh and youthful, but being too young isn't ideal either. Aside from being fresh, there's another factorโexperience. A widow like Natasha? She's got both. Her skin is smoother than an 18-year-oldโs, and let's not even start on the experience she brings. Trust me, a widow like her is a rare gem, an absolute treasure!"
His shameless speech was so over the top that even Natasha, seasoned as she was, felt her cheeks flush with embarrassment.
Andrew could not help but marvel at Ernestโs brazenness. For someone so openly lecherous, his argument almost made sense. Andrewโs gaze involuntarily flicked toward Natasha, studying her with curiosity.
Noticing this, Natashaโs eyes narrowed in annoyance. She wanted to punch him but settled for clenching her teeth.
She thought, "This idiot! Heโs barely spent time with Ernest, and heโs already picking up his bad habits. Men are all the same. But me? Iโm not just some random cravingโIโm the prime of it all!"
Andrew chuckled, breaking the moment. "Ernest, forget about Natasha. If youโre feeling that desperate, Iโm sure your old friends at West End can set something up. Thereโs always the late-night crowd on the block below."
Ernestโs expression darkened. "What are you implying? Are you insulting me?"
Andrew shook his head with mock seriousness. "Not at all. Iโm just saying, the ladies down there might be more suited to your taste. 200 pounds and only 80 bucks sounds like a perfect match, donโt you think?"
The sound of Ernest slamming his palm on the table echoed through the room, his cigar snuffed out under his hand.
He growled, his grin turning menacing, "Kid, youโve been pushing my buttons since the last time we met. If youโre looking for trouble today, not even Natasha can save you."
A woman standing beside Ernestโa bodyguard with a gaudy demeanorโlet out a cold laugh. "Hey, for someone who looks clean-cut, your mouth sure knows how to get you into trouble."
Andrewโs eyes glinted with amusement. "And you must be his bodyguard. Tell me, if those โ200-pound ladiesโ arenโt good enough for Ernest, how do you qualify?"
The woman froze for a second, processing his words, before her face twisted in fury. "You little punk! Did you just insult me? Believe me, one word from me, and Ernest will have you bleeding out in no time!"
Chapter 400
Andrew could not help but laugh. "Insult you? Come on now, I was being generous by being so courteous. Honestly, talking to you almost made me gag. Why donโt you step outside and ask anyone if they think youโre a โmissโ or a โmaโamโ?"
The womanโs face turned red with anger as she grabbed Ernestโs arm, shaking it dramatically. "Ernest, are you just going to stand there? Heโs bullying me! Youโve got to do something about this little punk!"
She continued, "Iโm a proper ladyโpure and respectable! And now heโs calling me used goods? I canโt take this humiliation! My reputation is ruined!"
Even Natasha could not help but roll her eyes at the over-the-top theatrics. For someone who loved a little drama herself, this womanโs act was downright embarrassing.
"Sweetheart," Ernest said, patting the womanโs shoulder, "Donโt cry. As long as youโre with me, no one dares mess with you!"
He then turned to Andrew, his eyes cold and sharp. "Let me remind you of something. You said last time Iโd be a goner in three days. Well, here I amโperfectly fine."